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sweet silence!

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What's the worse thing you can do to me? You cannot take my voice, and not because my voice makes a huge impact to those in need or because I have a beautiful singing voice. I just never shut up. Currently I have a throat infection that has caused my jaw to close leaving me unable to speak. I haven't spoken for 10 hours and I swear imma explode! do you know how many terrible jokes that I haven't told? how many jabs I haven't taken at my sisters outfit for the day, all comedic gold wasted! Instead, I've spent the day playing charades with my family and sounding like an injured whale when I do try to speak. sick days may mean no chores, no school, and pjs all day but is it really worth it? I know my mom is enjoying the silence, there's no one starting fights with the other kids (all in good fun of course) and no one to mess up the chores! it's a win-win.... I get peanut butter ice cream that's all that matters. Nevertheless, my family will jus...
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House cleaning Tips and Tricks

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There's a lot more to cleaning than just scrubbing. Growing up in a house with regular chore responsibilities I've learned 90% of the mess is just hiding the junk until someone else “stumbles upon” it, then you blame it on them. It's both genius and mischievous! sadly one cannot just master the method of “short-cutting” it takes years of practice and getting caught shoving fallen ice cubes under the fridge to await it's socked victim, drowning ones foot in a cold puddle of revenge. That one got me in trouble quite often. Although, if you have/had strict parents (like I do) it's not a matter of being lazy anymore, it's a game of seeing how much you can't do without being noticed. So here are a few tricks and tips in the art of cutting corners on house work. Enjoy! Act like you can't do it. If you have a chore you just hate to the point you're willing to move away to a deserted island filled with only rattlesnakes, coyotes and a single ...
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